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[reactant]

ID: hanyolo

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[reactant]

yeah i don't know my device is acting kind of weird, won't let me delete anything

[breacher]

Of course it is.

[prattled]

[ wait no, this icon works here better]

he did? that's cute. i think.

[hypothermic]

a what?

[letmebebrave]

WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT

[ /scroll back, scream ]

Barry I swear that wasn't me OMg

I didn't do that

[causational]

Seriously, it was pretty masterful, half police pun, half science pun.

Thanks. And yeah, this is pretty horrifying.
You should've seen what Cisco sent me.

[reactant]

please show me what cisco sent you

and yeah it's better than what i've been sending. i think this place thinks i'm some kind of nerd.

[reactant]

he then accused me of being drunk, btw
less cute

[reactant]

what else have you sent?

[reactant]

faraday cage. shields against static electric fields. wifi dead zone.

[breacher]

> To: palmer
> @h.wells
> I'd periodically do you on a table, Valentine.

[reactant]

[ He could be nice, but. ]

so you're saying you all caps don't want to take me out
i see how it is

1/???

[reactant]

[ oh my god ]

[reactant]

[ oH MY GOD ]

[reactant]

[ ok but also that's a pretty great line lbr ]

[reactant]

scale of 1-10 how charmed was he

[breacher]

he started talking about his bad back

[hypothermic]

huh. the more you know.

[prattled]

because HE said you reminded him of hot coco?

[reactant]

that's good right? communication's important for a healthy sex life

[ living up to the yolo tbh. ]

[causational]

'you've got a good grip. care to play with my joystick?'
It was extremely cute.

Now I'm disappointed I didn't get one. Share?

[reactant]

who is this? i haven't seen your id on the network

[breacher]

i am not going to discuss the physics of having sex on a table with you but i will point out that the line doesn't necessarily indicate the positioning and immediately hate myself for it.

[reactant]

because i told him he told me i reminded him of hot coco
honestly if you ask him he'll probably tell you hacking his device is the worst thing this place has done so far, he was incredibly offended

1/2

[franciscoramon]

[ Without being aware of the first text. ]

shit, bro, happy valentines to you, too!