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[reactant]

ID: hanyolo

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[breacher]

Cisco is misleading little girls apparently.

[reactant]

[ that sounds so bad please rephrase this ]

by talking about miami??

[breacher]

Apparently?

[reactant]

and am i supposed to do something about this or

[breacher]

What? No.

. . . I needed someone who wasn't Cisco to confirm that.

un: goodvibrations

[franciscoramon]

uh hey so harry may show up and start asking you questions about florida and that's my bad.

[reactant]

ok

[ What is going on. ]

did you think he was lying about miami

[reactant]

yeah what the hell??????

[franciscoramon]

i made a joke about miami vice, OF ALL THINGS, to a girl from a world without tv and she was too embarrassed to ask what i meant so she asked harry and he assumed it was some kind of spy code because my life is a waking nightmare.

he wouldn't believe miami was real. i was desperate, man. he thought i was literally a sleeper agent or something.

[breacher]

[ signs that you need sleep: this. ]

Our worlds are very different in some ways, okay?

un: no.one

[whichend]

Are you Cisco's friend, Barry?

[reactant]

yes?

[ Err. ]

yes. who's this?

[reactant]

ok but what was your joke about miami vice

[ Important priorities.

Also, honestly, he's laughing at you. ]

[reactant]

[ And now that he's juggling this with Cisco's explanation: ]

yeah i'm starting to get that

for what it's worth, you aren't really missing out. miami vice is kind of an acquired taste.

[franciscoramon]

honestly? i put on a white blazer for about 2 seconds, said it was too miami vice, and took it off again, none of this had to happen.

[whichend]

[ Arya doesn't respond for several minutes. Um. ]

My name is Arya?

Cisco said you know about Miami Vice too.

[breacher]

I'm gathering as much.

[reactant]

definitely too miami vice
where did you find a white blazer?

[reactant]

hi, arya.

and yeah. he said you don't have television where you're from?

[whichend]

We do not. We also do not have movies or selfies.

Are there lots of televisions and movies in your world? It seems as if the list is never ending.

[franciscoramon]

yeah it was hideous.

there's a whole dressing room full of terrible clothes and wigs. like really terrible.

[reactant]

that actually sounds kind of amazing
have we tried leaving clothes in the field for newbies?

[franciscoramon]

you don't like the time honored tradition of naked newbies?????
it was mostly leopard print and hammer pants i don't know if it would really be an improvement.

[reactant]

yeah i don't really think they're picky
i saw a guy wearing a pink beekeeping suit

[franciscoramon]

fine i guess we could try that. though i've got a feeling if this place wanted them to have clothes, they'd have clothes. anything we put there'll probably disappear the moment we're out the door.