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ID: hanyolo

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[whichend]

What are the rules of the selfie game concerning hair

[ sos 911 how do you prove to an ex-prince you have better hair than he does when you haven't washed it in a couple years ]

[reactant]

[ Wow Barry Allen is the worst person to ask. ]

what's the context

[whichend]

I

I may have claimed to have better hair than one of the more refined people here and now he wants evidence and of course I cannot relent now it is on my honor to follow through but I also can't remember the last time I washed my hair and I think that violates one of the stipulations for hair of the selfie game

?????

[reactant]

[ Oh. Kay. After a long pause: ]

do you want to wash your hair?

[ That feels mildly weird to send to a kid, but also?? Why hasn't this poor child had a bath yet, come on Creepsville. ]

[whichend]

no

Then I will be cold and damp and I will smell like soap. And then I'll have to brush my hair and that's even worse.

[reactant]

ok so first of all you know you can dry your hair after you wash it, right? and some soap smells pretty great. i mean i'm guessing the soap you're used to is basically cow fat and ash, so i get where you're coming from, but ten bucks says creepsville can do a lot better than that.

also, you're gonna have to brush your hair if you want to compete in the selfie games. sorry.

[whichend]

What are bucks and why do you call this place creepsville?

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Fine. I'll draw water from...somewhere, I guess, and wash my hair and even brush it. This selfie better be good.

[ catelyn stark is thanking you from beyond the grave, barry allen]

[reactant]

ok sorry next question

have you ever heard of shampoo

[ Oh right, other questions. ]

some guy called this place creepsville and i guess it stuck, which is actually kind of ironic because i told him it was an awful name. and bucks = currency.

[whichend]

No. What is shampoo?

[ Arya tries out the word. Shampoo. Shaampoh. Shampoooo. ]