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ID: hanyolo

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[letmebebrave]

sorry what's my appendix got to do with anything?

[reactant]

what?

[ ???????????? Is this a trick question. ]

the urge to take me out?

[letmebebrave]

are you trying to be funny or something
i don't know what you mean

[reactant]

no?

[ A long pause, then: ]

what would you say to deleting this conversation and pretending it never happened

[letmebebrave]

no explain yourself
please
what is going on why are you asking me this

[reactant]

> from: soufflegirl

> Dang, boy, are you my appendix? Because I'm not sure what it is you do to me but I have the urge to take you out.

[ Why explain when you can C&P. ]

[letmebebrave]

WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT

[ /scroll back, scream ]

Barry I swear that wasn't me OMg

I didn't do that

[reactant]

[ He could be nice, but. ]

so you're saying you all caps don't want to take me out
i see how it is

[letmebebrave]

oi listen here you assumption-making yet adorable little shit
first of all i didn't send you any text about you being like my appendix
secondly i would not send something so disgustingly cute

hey barry
come have a drink with me sometime
THAT is how i ask a man out
what now

[reactant]

ok but is comparing me to an appendix cute or is it creepy? because i think it might be creepy

and just to be extra clear, are you asking me to come have a drink with you as an example of how you'd ask someone out for a drink or are you actually asking me out for a drink

[letmebebrave]

do you require this much handholding in person
i can't drink properly if i have to hold someone's hand so much
rethinking this plan

[reactant]

not gonna lie i am pretty into holding hands, but i can make an exception if you get really thirsty

[letmebebrave]

so glad you understand i let nothing get in the way of my thirst

[reactant]

[ Not totally sure what kind of thirst they're talking about, but he's okay with that. ]

gotta have priorities

speaking of, guess who called me cute today

that isn't actually a speaking of i just didn't have a real segue

[letmebebrave]

priorities are important and i have outstanding ones

who called you cute i must know
tell me everything

[reactant]

harry

[ That's it, that's everything. ]

[letmebebrave]

oh

oh my

well he said we had undeniable chemistry

[ y e p ]

[reactant]

oh my god

how embarrassed was he

[letmebebrave]

horrifically
because it was actually un-DNA-able chemistry

in fairness, my phone told him he was so hot he denatured my proteins
i wanted to hide

[reactant]

those are terrible

hang on check out this one

[ And after a slight delay: ]

> I'd periodically do you on a table, Valentine.

[letmebebrave]

omg
did someone send that to you too?

[reactant]

no
harry sent it to a famous billionaire scientist

[letmebebrave]

there's a famous billionaire scientist here?

[reactant]

yeah, ray palmer. you can hit him up @palmer if you want to send him a ridiculous message and blame it on your device, js.

[letmebebrave]

oh! I know Ray we've met
He's sweet
V dashing

[ a beat. ]

he told me something that almost wrecked me though