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[reactant]

ID: hanyolo

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[reactant]

is cute the right word for that though

> If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

nice, right

[causational]

You've got a point. But it was better than the terrible puns it's been sending out for me.

Seriously. What is an endoplasmic reticulum?

[reactant]

do you really want me to answer that because i can. fair warning, it'd probably be easier with pictures.

also puns are great.

[causational]

You know what? Try me. That is how interested I am in getting that joke.

True. But lame police-related pickup lines is a terrible way to meet people.

[reactant]

are you kidding me, it's a great way to meet people. i'd probably have better luck if i went with csi jokes.

or creepsville went with csi jokes on my behalf. i'm not sending any of these, obviously.

also, because you asked for it:

it's a network of membranous tubules within the cytoplasm of a eukaryotic cell, continuous with the nuclear membrane. it usually has ribosomes attached and is involved in protein and lipid synthesis. there are two types, rough and smooth.

[causational]

With terrible cop puns and my username, it's a wonder anyone could possibly take me seriously.

Now I wonder what a CSI joke would sound like.

[And a moment, before a second text.]

was that even english???

[reactant]

oh i didn't say they'd take you seriously, but they'd probably still like you

and honestly, jokes about dead bodies. so maybe i wouldn't have better luck with csi jokes.

p.s. do you need me to draw you a picture of a eukaryotic cell with labels