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ID: hanyolo

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[reactant]

[ Oh. Nice. Is that nice?? He literally just had a really weird breakup and they seriously barely know each other, and also this place is only kind of Real, so — he'd make a pros and cons list if he had any idea which side to put any of those things on, but maybe the better solution is to get some chill.

So, with some very deliberate chill: ]

appendix, nice. how did you know medical references were my weakness?

[letmebebrave]

sorry what's my appendix got to do with anything?

[reactant]

what?

[ ???????????? Is this a trick question. ]

the urge to take me out?

[letmebebrave]

are you trying to be funny or something
i don't know what you mean

[reactant]

no?

[ A long pause, then: ]

what would you say to deleting this conversation and pretending it never happened

[letmebebrave]

no explain yourself
please
what is going on why are you asking me this

[reactant]

> from: soufflegirl

> Dang, boy, are you my appendix? Because I'm not sure what it is you do to me but I have the urge to take you out.

[ Why explain when you can C&P. ]

[letmebebrave]

WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT

[ /scroll back, scream ]

Barry I swear that wasn't me OMg

I didn't do that

[reactant]

[ He could be nice, but. ]

so you're saying you all caps don't want to take me out
i see how it is

[letmebebrave]

oi listen here you assumption-making yet adorable little shit
first of all i didn't send you any text about you being like my appendix
secondly i would not send something so disgustingly cute

hey barry
come have a drink with me sometime
THAT is how i ask a man out
what now

[reactant]

ok but is comparing me to an appendix cute or is it creepy? because i think it might be creepy

and just to be extra clear, are you asking me to come have a drink with you as an example of how you'd ask someone out for a drink or are you actually asking me out for a drink

[letmebebrave]

do you require this much handholding in person
i can't drink properly if i have to hold someone's hand so much
rethinking this plan

[reactant]

not gonna lie i am pretty into holding hands, but i can make an exception if you get really thirsty

[letmebebrave]

so glad you understand i let nothing get in the way of my thirst

[reactant]

[ Not totally sure what kind of thirst they're talking about, but he's okay with that. ]

gotta have priorities

speaking of, guess who called me cute today

that isn't actually a speaking of i just didn't have a real segue

[letmebebrave]

priorities are important and i have outstanding ones

who called you cute i must know
tell me everything

[reactant]

harry

[ That's it, that's everything. ]

[letmebebrave]

oh

oh my

well he said we had undeniable chemistry

[ y e p ]

[reactant]

oh my god

how embarrassed was he

[letmebebrave]

horrifically
because it was actually un-DNA-able chemistry

in fairness, my phone told him he was so hot he denatured my proteins
i wanted to hide

[reactant]

those are terrible

hang on check out this one

[ And after a slight delay: ]

> I'd periodically do you on a table, Valentine.

[letmebebrave]

omg
did someone send that to you too?

[reactant]

no
harry sent it to a famous billionaire scientist

[letmebebrave]

there's a famous billionaire scientist here?

[reactant]

yeah, ray palmer. you can hit him up @palmer if you want to send him a ridiculous message and blame it on your device, js.